to be broke because you bought too much stuff for too many people and you just got a job so you really haven't reaped the benefits of having some extra money lying around
to ruin your diet because this world is full of fat people who can't control themselves enough for a few days in avoidance of doubling their BMI
to pretend your a lizard because the weather has now turned your skin into the desert and no amount of the wonderful hand cream that Karla got you for your birthday can help because the air is just that dry
to sleep constantly because the days are getting shorter and shorter and you work entirely too much... so much that you stopped caring about your appearance.
to get super duper excited because you're going to PA for New Years and you're going to have so much fun and drink way too much so you have an excuse when you tell a complete stranger to "Shut the fuck up"
to tell a complete stranger to shut the fuck up
get a hand gun permit so you can brave the shopping malls
Ok... that's enough for me. I am excited for Christmas... despite my 'Tis the season list. My sister and I went shopping yesterday and we got Salvation Army Angels. I got a little boy who is 1 year old who needs a potty and would like a riding toy. I am also going to get him a winter jacket and a little outfit. My sister's angel is a little one year old boy who likes Blues Clues and needs bedding for his crib. I am having so much fun getting things for this little boy that I want to get another angel. I have begun my Christmas shopping. So far I have 3/4ths of Pablo's present, about 1/4 of Melissa's, and nothing for my parents. They are so difficult to shop for. My mom doesn't really need anything and anything she might want would be completely useless or absolutely stupid. My dad's Christmas wishlist consists of everything Harley... including a $2000 transmission... excluding installation. When Santa brings me a nice 3 week vacation to a sunny island destination... Dad will get his transmission. I be content with some brakes for my car because as of now, I am driving the POS Saturn. That car sucks... not that my Jetta has loads more power, but it's far more comfortable and less noisy. Ah well... life's a bitch and so am I. I hope you're holiday season is going better than mine. At least I can look forward to the Charlie Brown holiday specials :)
to get super duper excited because you're going to PA for New Years and you're going to have so much fun and drink way too much so you have an excuse when you tell a complete stranger to "Shut the fuck up"
to tell a complete stranger to shut the fuck up
get a hand gun permit so you can brave the shopping malls
Ok... that's enough for me. I am excited for Christmas... despite my 'Tis the season list. My sister and I went shopping yesterday and we got Salvation Army Angels. I got a little boy who is 1 year old who needs a potty and would like a riding toy. I am also going to get him a winter jacket and a little outfit. My sister's angel is a little one year old boy who likes Blues Clues and needs bedding for his crib. I am having so much fun getting things for this little boy that I want to get another angel. I have begun my Christmas shopping. So far I have 3/4ths of Pablo's present, about 1/4 of Melissa's, and nothing for my parents. They are so difficult to shop for. My mom doesn't really need anything and anything she might want would be completely useless or absolutely stupid. My dad's Christmas wishlist consists of everything Harley... including a $2000 transmission... excluding installation. When Santa brings me a nice 3 week vacation to a sunny island destination... Dad will get his transmission. I be content with some brakes for my car because as of now, I am driving the POS Saturn. That car sucks... not that my Jetta has loads more power, but it's far more comfortable and less noisy. Ah well... life's a bitch and so am I. I hope you're holiday season is going better than mine. At least I can look forward to the Charlie Brown holiday specials :)